Si Tenggang’s Homecoming

It is a tiring day. Lapor diri kat school math, and I was given my own room with pc that can access ScienceDirect subscribed journal (I know it takes a nerd to be excited about this) and phone (I got my own extension! Another reason to be excited). Back home at around 9.00pm+ and now browsing the net - a necessity of the day like the air we breath (Yup, exaggeration for sure). I browsed my friend’s profile on Facebook, and found this thing. I think it’s funny. It’s sexist, and that’s probably why I think it’s funny;)
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I leave my own comment in bold blue colour
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1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If its up, put it
down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining
about you leaving it down.

[Not using western toilet, so dun care]
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1. Saturday = Sports. Its like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

[Not for me]
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1. Shopping is NOT a sport. and no, we are never going to think of it that way.

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1. Crying is blackmail.

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1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: subtle hints
do not work! strong hints do not work! obvious hints do not work! Just
say it!

[Very true!]
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1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

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1. come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

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1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.

See a doctor.

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1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

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1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.

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1. if something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

[Ha ha]
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1. you can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.

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1. whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

[That's totally true for me!!]
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1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

[I'm not that bad]
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1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.

We have no idea what Mauve is.

[Ha ha, reminds me of Maharuddin in The Mole USM]
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1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

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1. if we ask what is wrong and you say ‘nothing’, we will act like
nothings wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.

[Yup yup]
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1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

[Ha ha]
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1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

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1. Don’t ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics and Sex, Sport, or Cars.

[Er... nope. If I talk about sports, that will be how I hate it very much, and for cars - it would be how many years left before the debts is over]
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1. You have enough clothes.

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1. You have too many shoes.

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1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

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1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
couch tonight, but did you know men really don’t mind that, its like
camping.

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Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education

[I hate FWD emails so, plz dun forward this thing!!]

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